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Grizzly Bear vs Hippopotamus

Head-to-head comparison using the same scoring engine as the interactive analysis below: size, mobility, weapons, durability, endurance, aggression, and intelligence — starting on land.

Hippopotamus carries a 3395-to-267 kg mass advantage that eliminates most opportunities for Grizzly Bear to control the engagement. Body size sets the physical terms before any weapon lands. Grizzly Bear's bite remains a real threat, but absorbing punishment while bridging the mass gap is the central tactical problem.

Model verdict: Under the default land environment, Hippopotamus is the statistical favourite (55% win probability in this model).

Core stats at a glance

  • Typical / blended mass: 250 kg vs 3.2 t
  • Documented top speed: 56 km/h vs 35 km/h
  • Estimated bite force: 1,160 PSI vs 1,800 PSI
  • Aggression score: 6/10 vs 9/10
  • Intelligence score: 6/10 vs 4/10

Limits: Analysis assumes average adult specimens of each species. One-on-one confrontation; pack/social behaviors excluded unless noted.